September 12, 2018 by writehandman.com.au
I know for my readers that are mums, this topic may seem unimportant or even unsavory. However for men, men’s room etiquette is essential for social wellbeing and this blog should be passed on to your sons (and some husbands too). And in turn onto their sons, and onto their sons…
THINGS I WISH SOMEBODY HAD TOLD ME AT TWENTY: PART V
UNDERSTANDING MEN’S ROOM ETIQUETTE
If you haven’t read my previous blog about this series, you should do so before reading this one. It will make a lot more sense:
But basically, single mum Sandy asked me to teach her socially awkward, twenty-year-old son Rick, some “how to be a man” stuff. Some of the essential life lessons, that her son would eventually learn as a bloke over the years anyway, but are much easier if I just tell him.
I agreed to use the majestic, noble art of blogging to cover things that he may struggle to find written elsewhere.
I’ve never actually met Rick, but if we did have a chat:
Thanks for reading my blog, where I put my heart and soul down in words, for you!
What’s new? I love my Sea Eagles, but Manly make it EXTREMELY difficult to be loyal.
Like a noble, armour-clad knight astride a powerful war-steed, in dogged pursuit of my elusive dream to one day make a living as a writer/blogger, I’ve started writing emails for small businesses, to entertain and entice their customers.
Imagine “Hornswood Pool Shop”, who if they exist are probably spamming customers a few times a year. When it comes to catchy writing that people will actually read, Hornswood Pool Shop are good at… pools.
Perfect pH, but their communications though accurate and informative… are also boring and sadly perish, unloved and unopened.
But thanks to me, their campaigns can be worshiped by the people!
Opened. Read! Cherished!! Held aloft, like the Life of Brian shoe or that chubby little Lion King.
At the moment I’m… low-tariff, because I’m just starting (despite often doubling industry open-rates). Know any businesses who could benefit from having wonder and awe sent out to their database? You’ll allow me to continue claiming at parties much to my wife’s chagrin, that I am in fact, a writer.
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