CORONA, YOU SUCK.
Ok Corona, you nasty bastard,
you’ve really got us reeling.
You’ve knocked the world for a bloody loop,
quite scared, is how Aus is feeling.
Oh Corona, you horrid witch,
you really attack the old.
Leave them alone I beg of you,
retirement years, should be gold.
The numbers you’ve taken are woefully large,
in our country and others afar.
Today you made it dramatically worse,
by taking the great Tim Brooke-Taylor.
You’ve forced some changes to Aussie life,
closing footy, and pubs and beach.
We’ve had to hide away from you,
safe at home, where you can’t quite reach.
You know how to hurt an Aussie bunch,
stop us seeing our family and friends.
But you cannot beat the spirit we have,
it never breaks, it just occasionally, bends.
We disinfect our hands a lot,
you’ve stopped the Aussie hand-shake.
But we’ll just follow our government’s rules,
we’ve a strength of will, you just cannot fake.
Corona you scumbag, we will fight you back,
because we’re Aussies after all.
We’ve fought in wars, through bloody hell,
you just will not make, Australia fall.