Ok Corona, you nasty bastard,
you’ve really got us reeling.
You’ve knocked the world for a bloody loop,
quite scared, is how Aus is feeling.

Oh Corona, you horrid witch,
you really attack the old.
Leave them alone I beg of you,
retirement years, should be gold.

The numbers you’ve taken are woefully large,
in our country and others afar.
Today you made it dramatically worse,
by taking the great Tim Brooke-Taylor.

You’ve forced some changes to Aussie life,
closing footy, and pubs and beach.
We’ve had to hide away from you,
safe at home, where you can’t quite reach.

You know how to hurt an Aussie bunch,
stop us seeing our family and friends.
But you cannot beat the spirit we have,
it never breaks, it just occasionally, bends.

We disinfect our hands a lot,
you’ve stopped the Aussie hand-shake.
But we’ll just follow our government’s rules,
we’ve a strength of will, you just cannot fake.

Corona you scumbag, we will fight you back,
because we’re Aussies after all.
We’ve fought in wars, through bloody hell,
you just will not make, Australia fall.


Thanks for reading my blog, where I put my heart and soul down in words, for you! What's new? I love my Sea Eagles, but Manly make it EXTREMELY difficult to be loyal. Like a noble, armour-clad knight astride a powerful war-steed, in dogged pursuit of my elusive dream to one day make a living as a writer/blogger, I've started writing emails for small businesses, to entertain and entice their customers. Imagine "Hornswood Pool Shop", who if they exist are probably spamming customers a few times a year. When it comes to catchy writing that people will actually read, Hornswood Pool Shop are good at... pools. Perfect pH, but their communications though accurate and informative… are also boring and sadly perish, unloved and unopened. But thanks to me, their campaigns can be worshiped by the people! Opened. Read! Cherished!! Held aloft, like the Life of Brian shoe or that chubby little Lion King. At the moment I'm... low-tariff, because I'm just starting (despite often nearly doubling industry open-rates). Know any businesses who could benefit from having wonder and awe sent out to their database? You’ll allow me to continue claiming at parties much to my wife's chagrin, that I am in fact, a writer. If you could Like or Share, to help me become famous, would be wonderful. Twitter? Cheers.

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