Living in Lindfield, I worry too many people in Hornswood (being the mystical little suburbs snuggled between the bookends of Hornsby and Chatswood), work too hard and don't have enough… fun. Please don't read on if you’re offended by stereotypes, political incorrectness and conservative leanings, adult themes, fake names, self-indulgences, ridiculous over-exaggeration, questionable grammar…