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What’s new with me? I love my Sea Eagles, but Manly make it VERY hard to support loyally.

Like a noble, armour-clad knight astride a powerful war-steed, in dogged pursuit of my elusive dream to one day make a living as a writer/blogger, I’ve started writing emails for small businesses, to entertain and entice their customers.

Imagine the (non-existent) “Hornswood Pool Shop”, who are probably spamming their customers a few times a year. When it comes to catchy writing that people will actually read, the owners of Hornswood Pool Shop are no doubt really good at… pools. Their emails I’m sure are accurate and informative… but also may be boring and sadly doomed to be deleted, unread. The pools they service have perfect pH, but their customer-communications perish, unloved and unopened.

But now, thanks to me, their campaigns are worshiped by the people.

They are opened. They are read! Discussed! Cherished!!

They work! They are held aloft, like the Life of Brian shoe or that chubby little Lion King.

At the moment I’m really… low-tariff, because I’m just starting. Know any businesses who could benefit from having wonder and awe sent out to their database? You will allow me to continue claiming at parties much to my wife’s chagrin, that I am in fact, a writer.

Cheers

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