Thanks for reading where I’ve put my heart and soul down in words, for you!
Like a noble, armour-clad knight astride a powerful war-steed, in dogged pursuit of my elusive dream to one day make a living as a word-man, I’ve started writing emails for small businesses, to entertain and entice their customers.
Imagine “Hornswood Pool Shop”, spamming their customers a few times a year. When it comes to catchy writing that people will actually read, they are good at… pools. Perfect pH, but their accurate and informative communications… are boring and sadly perish, unloved and unopened.
But thanks to me, their campaigns can be worshiped by the people!
Opened. Read! Cherished!! Held aloft, like the Life of Brian shoe or that chubby little Lion King.
Know any businesses who could benefit from having wonder and awe sent out to their database? I often double industry open-rates and you’ll allow me to continue claiming at parties much to my wife’s chagrin, that I am in fact, a writer.
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